Bin liners, routines and threesomes!?

Afternoon all, weird title I know, I will get into that real shortly. However, its come to my attention that most dentists are out to kill. I had a dentist shove a sharp small needle-like thing into my gums and expected them not to bleed?! Sorry but if I shoved that into your face I am most certainly sure your nose would bleed. Gawd.

Yesterdays photo of me in my school uniform really reminded me of an awful story back when I was in year seven. I was an absolute loser in year 7, I only just found myself when I got to year 11. That’s when I was accepted by the “cool people” but by then the old cool people didn’t even make it to sixth form (college) and so the “new cool people” were in fact my friends who are smart, witty and fun. Anyway the story was it was about two months into secondary school, I was already having a tough time as I didn’t know who my real friends were, I didn’t really know anyone. So I found I wasn’t being completely me, I was trying to people please in order to have people like me. One Monday morning it was assembly time, we all had to sit on the gym floor (which was uncomfortable and dusty!) There were roughly about 2-300 of of us in my year – quite a lot and so we all had to sit on the floor in rows. Behind me, was sitting a very nervous type girl, who laughed at everything I ever said (bless her) and on this particular day she decided to throw up behind me all over and in my school bag. (For some reason my bag was behind me) If anything she did me a favour because looking back, that bag was hideous, it was bright purple with weird patterns of green and orange and red on it. It was hideous, however I loved it. Only thing was, it was material…so not really easy just to “wash off” as it stained it. Anyway, so I go to pastoral (a place where you went to make complaints, if you felt sick, collect registers, if you were in trouble etc ) and showed them my bag in hope they’d either call my mum up (I didn’t have a mobile phone 😦 ) and get her to bring me a new back, or just send me home. No. They put my sick back into a plastic bag and told me to collect it at the end of the day. “What do I use for a bag for this day?” Bare in mind when you’re in year seven you take a lot of stuff to school with you. I am talking, pencil case, books, folders, calculator, lunch box, drink bottle etc. I had a lot!

THEN what do they hand me? A bin liner. Yes, a black heavy duty bin liner. They passed it to me like santa would to his elves if he had to quickly tie up his shoe or something. How the hell am I meant to wear this?! So I pulled a St Nick and threw it over my shoulder as if I were about to give some kids some presents. Ridiculous. Now, I was already late for Maths so knew this was always going to be embarrassing as the class would turn silent and there would be me (some weird kid with dodgy layers a bin liner and a dusty arse) rolling in late. I knew no one that well in my Maths, so it wasn’t like I had friends to back me up…

What I did was ultra cringey as well. So I knock on the door and I literally walk in saying “Ho ho ho” thinking people would laugh, but no. Blank faces from the teacher and the students was the reception I received.

“Why are you late and why are you carrying a bin liner?!” Retorted my Maths teacher

“Sorry, some girl threw up on my bag so they gave me this as a replacement”

“EWWWWWW” from the whole class

“Right, sit down…”

Awkward.

Anyway. I was reading Cosmopolitan magazine (like a real girly girl I am lol …or not) and I read an article on a woman letting her husband have his fantasy wish …a threesome. Now I am an open minded person and can understand some women would be happy watching her other half  shag (couldn’t even be arsed to think of a kinder word) another woman, whilst laying on the bed watching helplessly hoping to be interacted with at any moment. No. No. No. Not me. I am far too jealous, not the possessive type. I just do not like sharing, especially my man. I couldn’t even imagine me laying there happily letting someone else do the dirty with my boyfriend. Some people may get turned on by it, but i’d be sitting there full of rage wanting to kill them both.

Some of the comments I was reading from men were disgusting. One read, “In order to keep a happy healthy relationship, fulfil your mans needs, he’ll thank you for it in the long run.” How about put your dick back in your pants and be thankful you got one woman willing to have sex with you. Prick. Maybe I am too old fashioned, but even thinking about the other way round, I wouldn’t want to invite a male in. No. I’d feel to bad for my boyfriend and I wouldn’t want some one else. Some men want too much. Threesomes are not the answer. Well, most definitely not me anyway. I would never even consider it. If I am honest, if J turned to me and said he’d like another female, I’d send him packing.

Ugh, just heard the voice of my sister’s boyfriend. Let’s call him twattish, because that is what he is and how he acts. Thats a whole other story for a whole other day.

By the way I have absolutely no disrespect to those of you who have done it or do it on the reg, I just am not as open minded as you are. I think its just a personal thing. I’m gonna drop it on that note.

I am so happy with how my skin has been lately (boring I know) but I am the type to break out really badly and get all kinds of yellow spots and red ones. So I thought i’d change up my whole skin routine. I remember talking to some 60 year old Chinese lady about her skin. She genuinely, no lie, looked 30. She said all she did was exfoliate her skin with a soft brush thing and water and soap. Drunk water all day every day and moisturised. So I thought fuck it, I’ll go out and buy some products to help me do the same.

I will was my face with soap and water and use this brush I bought from the body shop that only cost me £1.99.

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Its soft and my skin feels great after I scrub it gently. Its from the Body Shop, I highly recommend it.

I then moved onto looking at toners, a lady recommended this toner because she said even though its the cheapest, its the best. It does what it says on the tin.

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This also is from the Body Shop. It smells a dream, my skin is soft as anything after I use it, but still, it’s fantastic! Highly recommended. This also costs like three or four quid. Not bad I say. I like it cos it’s a cut the bullshit kind of product, no perfumes or added shit you don’t need.

So then I went to Boots and brought a night cream, something I can put on my face every night before bed, leaving me with that fresh clean sheets kind of feel.

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It’s by L’oreal, it’s a little more expensive like ten – fifteen quid, but I’ve used it before and it works well with my skin type. I love it. I love the luxurious feeling I have after using it. It also smells magnificent.

I also have bought two new cheap products (I usually always buy high priced make up but for once wanted to be different) so, I chose to visit http://www.fragrancedirect.com Its so good! High street stuff for a fraction of the price, no scams, no fakes but the real deal!

I bought….

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This technic highlighter. This is quite good, not as good as the benefit one as it comes off a lot easier. However I would recommend this if on a budget. It makes my cheek bones (that I don’t have) stand out as well as my brow bone. I like it.

I also though i’d buy a sponge foundation brush kind of thing, as I use a soft brush for my face at the moment, I always find it doesn’t rub my foundation in properly. However this does. It goes in all the little places a brush couldn’t.

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Here it is. Yes I am holding the brush rather awkwardly as my nails are atrocious and I am embarrassed. This was quite cheap, it was like two pounds? So considering I pay twenty odd quid for one brush, this is brilliant. (I did once stupidly and naively buy a whole bunch of brushes for five pound thinking it was legit Mac) …It looked like the brushes you’d give to a five year old to paint with pastel paints. Rubbish – what did I expect?

Anyway, I am bored.

I’m off to drink at my local Whetherspoons.

Have a lovely Friday will speak to you tomorrow.

Au Revoir

XOX